No review can tell you if you’ll like a game, even if you read through it all instead of skimming the conclusion. This is why I like Metacritic and review scores. That doesn’t mean others care about my parameters. Based on my parameters, both games are near perfection.
I just don’t think the game is that good, and I recognize people could say the same about Katamari Damacy and Gorogoa, two games I’ve hammered with a 9.5 score. Critics loved Gone Home, and after playing the game, I can confidently disagree with their lofty “88” rating on Metacritic. Gone Home has also made me reassess the validity of my high scores. After reading Past Solomon’s critiques, I trust him more than Current Solomon’s nostalgia. After playing Firewatch and Gone Home, I now appreciate Night in the Woodsmore. Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap, Treadnauts, and Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetimeare all games which I’ve considered. I’ve certainly questioned if I should adjust a score in the last five months.
How can I be bothered to actually reflect on my life choices? The same jokes or introduction paragraphs. Written, and you definitely won’t remember exactly why you handed out a certain
After a certain point, you forget what you’ve
Reviewers never look back on their past articles. Damn you and your principles and your review
